At last, the Idiots’ Odyssey has penetrated double digits. This week I display my monumental ignorance of John Steinbeck and Louisa May Alcott, we discuss an excellent reason to send your kids off to boarding school and move house while they’re away and David Hasselhoff has arisen to walk the Earth as a zombie. Actually, wait, I’m being told the Hoff was alive all the time. My bad. We also cover why it’s time Tim Burton considered getting a divorce (from Johnny Depp). Your weekly dose of film news is just a click away, right down there. It’s the big button that looks like an arrow. You can’t miss it. Enjoy.