Play With Yourself Week: Actual Wank Edition

Today’s tale is a simple one. It’s the story of two guys who loved playing with their wood. They’d spend hours every day fingering away, and eventually grew up to find that other people were just like them and spent hours playing with themselves too. So, of course, they got together with these people and played together. And after all those hours practicing they were good. Really good. So good that people wanted to watch  them do it. Just a few at first, at friend’s houses or in local parks, but things escalated quickly. They found themselves part of an underground community they had only heard of, where people would pay to watch. Audiences would almost crush each other just for the chance to see them close up doing what  they did best. They  got so good that people even started paying to  watch them without the others, just  them, alone, doing what they had practiced all those years ago in dark bedrooms, or beyond when nobody else was in the house to hear them. And now they were locked into  the life, because this was what they had always done. If you, or someone you know has an issue with chronic guitar wanking, please seek help before it’s too late and they end up sleeping in a  van with four dudes. Unless they sound like this. Then they’ll probably be okay.

You can donate to these two cases on Itunes here and here.

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